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e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

cARL THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR NECK

e-q-u-i-t-a-t-e:

cARL THERE’S A SPIDER ON YOUR NECK

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Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run

Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

spicybutthole:

look at her face

she on a mission

spicybutthole:

look at her face

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she on a mission

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My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via orgasm)

One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever

Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.

Kid: why can't we watch a movie?

Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.

Me: then why do they give us homework?

Whole class: .....

Teacher: .....

President: .....

Miley Cyrus: ....

Me: ....

Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

ohgomen:

seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

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